With the very best intentions

Do you GET it? Do you get what I'm trying to do here?

I... I... but...

Because I don't think you DO. I think you still have some misconceptions about what is going on here.

You... you can't...

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO. DON'T.

Aah!

... yes. Well. You are going to listen now, and you are going to remember what I am going to say. Most importantly, you are going to UNDERSTAND. Do you hear me?

I... yes! Yes, I hear you!

... good. Because I would hate to think that after all is said and done, you had the wrong idea about what caused all this. You need to know that things happened the way they did because in truth... in honesty... there could be no OTHER way they could have turned out.

I... I'm listening... haaah...

Good... that's good... I'm glad to have your undivided attention. So. From the beginning...